Sunday, May 2, 2010

A Small Love Story.....(Dumb & Dumber Part II)


Hmmm...I wanted 2 share a Story Wid ya all....

I say its fictitious but its upto u to believe......its in third person

So here it Goes.....

Hw Cn a guy become a fan of song "She Fuc***g hates Me"

Its Obviously about engineering....& its Little Humourous Too....

A guy who's all bubbling with confidence....since 1st year.....Goes into d Second Year of Engineering only 2 Behave like A perfect Loser.....listening Linkin Park & atif's sad songs...

After about half d year...wid all throat infections & pathetic conditions like u hv lost ur family altogether in d hostel....D guy finally Learns 2 enjoy his life wen he finds out dat he has missed all d interviews 2 hostel commitees.....all by sheer laziness....more particularly hopelessness......
So,one day his friend cames to his room & says...."Will ya participate wid me in debate competition...u knw u spoke well in 1st year...?' .....& d guy gets fully charged...decides yes he will participate.....

In his soul lied a strong will.....a will to leave a lasting impression on every soul e came across....
He spoke well...so did his partner.....oh my god ....all d questions fired at dis guy...he handled it all so coolly....

& den he heard dis shrieking voice of a girl....d only contestants from d girls hostel.....pathetic voice anyway....
Bt in d end d guy is left amazed for d girls r given d first prize....even though all d guys favoured dis guy who dey called 2 have american accent.....
So d event ended...it left d guy sumwat sad....

den Another event came....It was D paper Presentation organised by his branch Department....
So he came about a strategy dis tym.....dis was going 2 b d worst mistake of his life...he thought of teaming up wid dis girl only thinking if she cn win debate she cud help him win ppt too....he also called dat gud friend of his too to join dem.......den wen he first sent an orkut frnd request 2 dis girl.....dat accepted....he told her abt prize money & all & wanted 2 c her.....obviously knowing dat girl loved money......he didn't forgot to mention d prize money....
Hmm d girl agreed to meet him in clg.....so he caught up wid her in canteen & believe me she left d first impression on him was like "work cn b done later let's enjoy first"....& d guy thought "I cn nvr win....bt snce i asked dis girl let's finish off d project"......Now the feeling takes another turn....Sympathy comes in place of team spirit.....U cn nvr expect such a team 2 win....
Wat more dey practiced,practiced & d jokes of d girl increased while d patience of d guy fell....
he had to tell her dat dey r gonna compete not just go & show themselves up....
Hmmm so d girl finally realizes...& luk wat she does....She takes d slide show from us & edits it all wid d help of her friend into sumthing dat can't b run on clg laptops as dey don't hv d Microsoft Office 2007....so dey had to carry laptop of another of her friend to seminar hall...
Dere Another twist haapens As both d guys get dere chances to speak bt d girl doesn't gets a chance to speak as d cruel Head of department slashed off d ppt time slot from 8 minutes to a mere 5 minutes.... :(

Alright Bt d guy is going through a splurge of sympathy down his heart....."i called d girl & cudn't even get her a chance to speak".....too bad u knw...
So he wanted to return her participation fees & finish off d matter but instead now dey get on first floor bridge & nw both d guys & girl & her friend too were standing & chatting dere unknowingly dat where we were headed to.....
Nw on orkut it became a habit of chatting....Chatting...& later 160by2.com came into picture & free msgs started.....specially over IPL.....& so started d war of "chennai should not win & mumbai Must win....it still continues till date" although d guy had really no feeling oder den sympathy...guys started sayin dat d girl is in luv wid u....d guy felt "let it b den neway i don like her".... bt den...
It was d tym b4 d semester....
d girl called him one day & told him Dat sum insect called "Peter" had bitten her near her eye....& she needed sum1 to get medcines for her......so d guy was supposed 2 get dem 4 her (she thought dat he wud get it anyhow).....hmmm D guy Valued friendship like hell & knew if he has d chance he shud help her...

Nxt Day passed in consoling dis girl dat she will b okay...bt she kept crying dat "she has 2 study wid pen in one hand & handkerchief in another" .....d time went like hell for dis guy....Who was actually healthy, wanted 2 feel happy bt cudn't do so.... LOL

He was all of a sudden startled wen d girl said i don want 2 leave d gtalk......(obviously she wanted 2 chat more) Bt d guy thought has she "Really fallen in luv wid him???"
She even asked her to get paneer from d dhabha..for her & her really healthy roomie......again d friendship thing & all ran down guy's head....

Now D sympathy feeling Got suddenly converted into sumthing like " Should i like her or not???"
It Got more screwy.....bt den wen d guy asked her 2 show him sum place in d city she refused....he didn't get it why....Actually u knw "Girls can read it in d eyes of d guy....& d guy was taking too much of time to decide...we all cn predict wat wud b d girls reply by d end" ......
Dey sat next 2 each oder in semesters even wen dere branches were different.....after each paper d guy was shy to strike a conversation wid d girl as "she was hardly lukin at him...."
bt d last two papers dey chatted & dey chatted a lot....
Den came d tiime of writing sum radio play where d guy successfully writes a script...& d girl lkes it too.....dey even get d reply from d organizing side dat d script was well received....
& yes d 160by2.com & gtalk still continued till d end of june......where d guy gets d reservation to go in d same train where his gud frnd & d girl too was going....He asked her before hand if she needed sumthing 2 eat on d way she didn't had nething so got one paratha packed with chhole & raita....wen she refused to accept it on d train d guy cud only say dat "D food will b wasted if u wudn't eat it" & so gave her by going to her berth from his berth in sum oder coach....in d morning dey talked a little & he dropped her by wen it was her platform......dey shook hands & she hurriedly climbed up th stairs.....After for hours d guy's home station came.....So ended The second year.....d story will contnue in nxt part till den byee...... :)

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